MINI DICTIONARY OF SHIT I RAMBLE ABOUT
TERMINOLOGY YOU MAY OR MAY NOT UNDERSTAND:
I HATE FRIDAYS = It frustrates me greatly when all of my classes occur in one day.
NEEDS MOAR GAY = I have noticed a stunning deficiency of homosexuality.
STUPID BETCH = You silly young lad/lady/other.
OH GOD WHY = I do not approve.
MOFFAAAAAAT = This week’s episode of Doctor Who was most confusing; Doctor Who ended with a cliffhanger. see “AKSFAJKGHDAGHAG”
HNNNNNNNGH = I find this arousing.
AKSFAJKGHDAGHAG = Frustration/Happiness/Cat walked on the keyboard.
IT’S SO GAY = I am pleased with the amount of homosexuality involved in this object/event.
BITCHTITTIES = Expletive.
YOU’RE GOING TO WRITE A SAD POEM IN YOUR JOURNAL AND MOVE ON = Go cry, emo kid.
