I am a delicate fucking flower, dammit

fieldofbeans:

halfbaked-alchemist:

HI 

I am the potoo

I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, 

pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

it’s not as easy as it looks

I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

because, according to legend,

I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

I approve of this so much.

(via rainbowbarnacle)

captorihardlyknowher:

stravaganza:

chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

The Four Elemelons.

Avatar: The Last Melonbender.

I AM MELONLORD

(via thelegendofsollux)

castiel-sniffs-deans-panties:

Oh my Chuck I just realized

it finally happened

a female character finally knocked someone the fuck out for calling her a whore

(x)

(via thelegendofsollux)

thelegendofsollux:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)